Sunday, December 1, 2024

TOP 20 WORST SONGS OF 2024:

 





As we wave goodbye to 2024, it's time to kick-off Listomania with the really bad songs I heard this year.

Here goes:



1. Karen (Pop Baby): 

see, this is why the Right really hate the Woke Left.


2 Wah Gwan Delilah (Snowd4y feat. Drake): 

while Drake lawyers up over another song's cultural impact, I wonder if it isn't partially to bury this shit.


3. Jail (Part 1) (Lil Dicky): 

these so called mini-odes of his really need to be cur immediately.


4. Chatterbox (Macka Diamond): 

guess there's no stopping her or accounting for taste, eh.


5. Bible (2Sdxr3all): 

if you're gonna evoke the Good Book and flop then there's a special place in music Hell for you.


6. Days Of Girlhood (Dylan Mulvaney): 

some more vocal training was really needed before such an attempt was made.


7. Facts (Tom MacDonald feat. Benj Shapiro): 

now that his guy is headed back to the White House, I wonder what will both be riled up against now?


8. Thick Of It (KSI feat. Trippie Redd): 

more like the thin of it all.


9. Grippy (Cash Cobain & J. Cole): 

guess Cole ain't so saintly now.


10. Stir The Pot (Fart) (Soulja Boy):

 it'd be like a day without sunshine if Soulja was not here.


 
11. You Are Worthy (IcejjFish): 

even after switching to praise music, bro still is horrible.


12. Stop!! Please! She’s Already Dead (Rose Mulet): 

maybe she thought this was emo spoken word-ish?


13. What Can Go So (Macka Diamond): 

even for her this is culture-pandering at its worst.


14. Sorry For Saying The N Word (Yung Oogway): 

it was meh to begin with but he really craps out right at the end.


15. Do The Busabus Pt, 2 (Busta Rhymes): 

ugh.


16. LWRW (Tripple Redd): 

messes up even with such a simple, catchy beat.


17. Carnival (YS, Ye, Ty Dolla Sign feat. Playboi Carti & Rich The Kid):

 you'd think Kanye would know better but this is blandness all around.


18. Pizzeria (Yuno Miles): 

last year's champ is not getting worse thankfully but if he thinks this was hot then he is doomed.


19. Doves (Armand Hammer feat. Benjamin Booker): 

nothing much to see/hear here.


20. Think U The Shit (Fart) (Ice Spice): 

her 15 minutes of fame winding up fast.