Monday, December 2, 2024

TOP 10 WORST FILMS OF 2024 THAT I WATCHED:

 


Bad films are a blight unto society, but we acknowledge them and move on. Here are this year's batch:



1. THE DELIVERANCE (directed by Lee Daniels): 




Glenn Close aside, this was terminally bad and eye-rolling.



 
2. MADAME WEB (directed by S.J. Clarkson):



when the advanced press is extremely bad and the studio wants a write off, you know it's really bad.



 
3. TRAP (directed by M. Night Shyamalan):




at first I thought the characters were gonna break out in some clear acknowledgement of how bad the script was at some point but, alas, it never happens.
 


4. WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY 2 (directed by Rhys Frake-Waterfield)




this is why poor low budget horror films that exceed expectations need not to exceed expectations.


 

5. THE CROW (directed by Rupert Sanders):



 
just an utter disaster.



6. THE WATCHERS (directed by Ishana Night Shyamalan):






maybe bad directing can b handed down in the genes, eh.



 
7. DIVORCE IN THE BLACK (directed by Tyler Perry):




from the ratchet-ass opening scene, this trainwreck careens wildly out of control.



 
8. RED ONE (directed by Hiran Garcia):






they spent $250 million on this?!

 


9. TAROT (directed by Anna Halberg & Spenser Cohen):




a bunch of unlikeable young characters in a bunch of uninteresting scenarios...you get the picture.



 
10. DAMSEL (directed by Juan Carlos Fresnadillo):



a real mixed bag.