Another year's worth of insufferable films...here goes:
1.Show Dogs:
(directed by Raja Gosnell)—yet another unfunny film that pairs animals with the worse possible vocal work to go with the most shameful set of predictable action pieces.2. The Happytime Murders:
(directed by Brian Henson)—is this what the Henson name has sunk to? 3. Venom:
(directed by Ruben Fleischer)—a box office hit because the comic book genre is gold but how did the shabby villain seriously get to be even made in such a poor state?4. Samson:
(directed by Bruce Macdonald)—noble idea but for all the crazy Christian resources out there why’d it have to look, feel and sound so cheap?5. 7 Guardians Of The Tomb:
(directed by Kimble Rendall)—I love me some Kelsey Grammer but not even he can turn this B movie around when everything else is literally shit.6. Overboard:
(directed by Rob Greenberg)—the usual crassness Anna Faris can find herself in.7. Acrimony/Nobody’s Fool:
(directed by Tyler Perry)—I’m still #TeamCookie but Perry is unable to maximize on it and as for Tiffany Haddish’s turn in the latter, it’s just all downhill from she enters the screen.8. Slender Man:
(directed by Sylvain White)—as the credits rolled I kept watching because surely what happened before then was merely a preview. I was wrong.9. Gotti:
(directed by Kevin Connoly)—no doubt Travolta felt this was a redemption but everything here felt third grade.10. The Clapper:
(directed by Dito Montiel)—um, aren’t comedies supposed to be happy?
2 comments:
Well, I am glad I gave those a miss! How about the TV series such as Netflix etc - do you cover those? There are some terrible ones, as well as some greats.
my next list should be tv but its always a bit tricky. thanks for the comment!
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