Ah, nothing like really bad songs to kick off Listomania, the annual year-end look at the stuff that impacted the year in entertainment. That includes the music that sucked too and this year, while we had usual tends (weak rappers, white wannabes trying hard to the black) we also saw the rise of political hybrid pop/rock that sucked even worse. It should be obvious to these right and left-leaning acts that even with such a political set-up, the music was awful therefore reconfirming their bad act status (I mean, it's pretty obvious to all who hear them) but still they press on...like shameless Republicans congressmen desperate to raise capital (financial and political) on the back of hate.
Okay, enough politics: here's the bad stuff...
1. Brainwashed (Tom MacDonald): a not too clever attempt of attacking anything associated with woke culture but, seriously Tom, if you really want to start a real discussion of the perception of race relations and white guilt, you gotta write better music.
2. I’ve Been Outside (93FeetOfSmoke): dreary and dreadful.
3. Racks To The Ceiling (Lil Pump feat. Tory Lanez): not even the feature by Lanez can save this mess.
4. Run It Up (Soulja Boy): his usual steady crap.
5. Dear Slim (Tom MacDonald): a not too clever attempt of associating himself with Eminem.
6. Set Me Free (Macka Diamond): the only thing remotely interesting here is that blue wig and the shade it represents.
7. Breast Milk (The Koreatown Oddity): I doubt we have ever had a rap song about breast milk before and based on this dud, I do not think we will ever need another.
8. Fuck Your Acid Trip (Modest Mouse): yup, bad acid trip indeed.
9. Snowflakes (Tom MacDonald): a not too clever attempt of attacking anything associated with race equality.
10. Mrs. Bubblegum (Tyga): a new entry in his limp-dick delivery.
11. Yae Energy (Lil Yachty): putting the listener to sleep ASAP.
12. I Hate Everybody (Chad Tepper feat. Simple Plan): how he imagines all these moving parts connect is beyond belief.
13. Phantom (Bella Thorne): sigh. I guess this is spooky or witch white girl pop? Big dud.
14. I See Everything (93FeetOfSmoke): another mediocre white boy rapper fantasizing.
15. Dynamite Flow (Lady Leshurr): here we go again with her trademark do-or-die-trying annoying brand..
16. I’d Rather Die (Tramp Stamps): a very extreme and ridiculous attempt at a woke anthem.
17. Fuck You (Danielle Cohn): so, I guess this is what passes for watered-down Avril Lavigne white girl emo these days. Yuck.
18. Cortex (Lil Yachty): the flow is not even funny.
19. Splash (Tyga feat. Moneybagg Yo): astonishingly, the chorus is even worse than Tyga’s verses.
20. New Truck (Florida Georgia Line): you are running pretty low on ideas when you dedicate an entire song to a truck.
21. YouTube & BBQ Chips (Jacob Sartorius): he’s singing about junk food now.
22. Fuckboy (Dixie D’amelio): catchy chorus can’t hide the shoddy lyrics everywhere else.
23. Laboratory (Dville Santa): not only baffling in structure but trying to discern the nonsensical lines apart from the English is tedious.
24. What It Do (Stunna 4 Vegas): kids trying to play a grown man’s game still.
25. 25 Dollar Fanta (Duwap Kaine): when you can’t hear clearly what these so-called rappers are saying, it’s usually a sign of weakness and here is a prime example.
26. Shake It (Bella Thorne): maybe she should stick to the acting because this is utterly wretched.
27. Swerve (Jay1 & KSI): not totally offensive but still trash.
28. Sex With Me (Tramp Stamps): a song literally complaining about repeated sex with someone the band hates. As we say nowadays, make it make sense!
29. Feelin Peachy (Kodak Black): still have no idea what the hell he’s been rapping about.
30. Favourite Band (Chloe Moriondo): I’m still baffled that this is even a song!
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