TOP 20 WORST SONGS OF 2023:

 

Bad music is bad music and there was no shortage this year. Here are the ones I suffered through the most:

 

1.Spider Man (Yuno Miles): 

dud one. 

2. Abraham Lincoln (Yuno Miles): 

dud two. 

3. Indiana Jones (Yuno Miles): 

dud three. 

4. Kai Cenat Barber (Yuno Miles): 

dud four. 

5. Your America (Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun): 

finally plays his right-leaning ideology. 

6. End Of The World (Tom MacDonald feat. John Rich): 

bland Americana music. 

7. Race War (Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun): 

still trying to convince himself that everything is fair in the very America he loves to decry. 

8. Numb Up (Macka Diamond): 

there is no stopping her apparently. 

9. Mission Impossible (Sebii): 

remarkably awful. 

10. Gang Gang Gang (Jack Harlow): 

tries to tell a tale but Harlow isn’t a masterful rapper or tale teller. 

 

11. American Flags (Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun): 

seeing enemies in every line and still utterly dull. 

12. Maybe Man (ARJ):

 insufferable! 

13. Pump Rock X Heavy Metal (Lil Pump): 

I will never understand why zero-rated talented artists think that trying their hands on various genres feel they will succeed. 

14. Chanel Pit (Tierra Whack): 

at this point, she is not even trying. 

15. Yes I’m A Mess (ARJ): 

well, the title says it all. 

16. Mother (Meghan Trainor): 

*sigh* a messy genre all unto herself. 

17. SH SH SH (Hit That) (DVBBS ft. Wiz Khalifa, urfavxboyfriend, Goldsoul): 

I am not even sure what the chorus was doing but it still is a disaster. 

18. Boys Like Toys (Blanka): 

vapid pop for the TikTok generation. 

19. Mathematical Disrespect (Lil Mabu): 

the dreaded white-boi pop/rap. 

20. Life In A Locker (Powfu): 

the dreaded white-boi emo/rock.