The fact that this list is 20 and not the usual 30 can be chalked up to a few things: one, like most of you I am currently engrossed in the World Cup as my side is still very much in the hunt (no hints is you don't already know). The other reason is the fact that when checking back the usual suspects, they actually didn't have worse tracks released than these one.
For the first time, one artist occupies the top 5 spots...a shocking thing that I hope truly never happens again. In fact, the artist was so bad that I had to consciously limit the amount of entries.
They're all bad so here goes...
1. Road To Riches (Yuno Miles):
not sure what inane mumble rap for dummies crap this is.
2. Dinosaur Feet (Yuno Miles):
we are witnessing stupid, take one.
3. Duck Feet (Yuno Miles):
we are witnessing stupid, take two.
4. Pirates On A Boat (Yuno Miles):
we are witnessing stupid, take three.
5. Row Your Boat (Yuno Miles):
we are witnessing stupid, take four.
6. We The People (Kid Rock):
shamelessly tries to cash in on an anti-everything Democratic in the current American political climate but harnesses itself with little valid points or even effectiveness.
7. New World Order (Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun):
meandering left-leaning bashing. Yawn.
8. Rocket Launcher In My Jacket (GTA) (Yuno Miles):
everything he has done so far is ridiculously awful and this one just offends the least.
9. Mona Lisa (Lil Pump feat. Soulja Boy):
weary and tiresome.
10. You Love It (Hood Guy & Ava Rose):
the first rule of a diss track is to be good…this one never had a serious shot.
11.Twinkle Twinkle (Leah Kate):
a supposed twist on the popular chant but damn it’s awful and cheesy.
12. Phuckboi Rejects (Royal & The Serpent):
why do these woke girls keep falling for these guys?
13. Gine (61X9INE):
good beat but too cartoonish.
14. Mosh Pit (Lil Pump):
still flunking at the big boy’s rap game.
15. Pop Music (2 Chainz feat. Moneybagg Yo & Beatking):
stale out of ideas.
16. The System (Tom MacDonald):
always trying to prove left-leaning progress as evil but forgetting that he too is always a part of this same system, eh.
17. YBP (Macka Diamond):
could have easily tripped into a hit but misses all the marks.
18. Down Bad (Amouranth):
nothing is subtle anymore.
19. Fantastic (Tyga):
never one to expand his vocabulary.
20. Made You Look (Meghan Trainor):
we are tired now of the retro soul masquerading as something actually filling.
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