Saturday, December 2, 2023

TOP 15 WORST FILMS OF 2023 (THAT I SAW):

 




Bad films happen but let's get them out of the way now!


1.WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY (directed by Rhys Waterfield): 



the budget was $100,000. That’s all you need to know about this shitshow.




 

2. DON’T LOOK AWAY (directed by Michael Bafaro): 



a killer mannequin that only kills—or moves for that matter—once you look away. Yup, ideas are running extremely low in the horror genre of late. 





 

3. THE PRICE WE PAY (directed by Ryuhai Kitamura): 



feels like three bad ideas mashing into one very bad film flush with incredibly bad writing.





 

4. PET SEMETARY: BLOODLINES (directed by Lindsey Anderson Beer):



 
to be fair, I guess someone was going to try and finally explore some origin story of the Stephen King novel but in the hands of Beer, nothing connects...especially the wooden acting and atrocious writing. 





  

5. THE FLOOD (directed by Brandon Slagle ) 



feels utterly reductive. 





 

6. TRANSFORMERS: RISE OF THE BEASTS (directed by Steven Caple Jr.) 



all the money spent and the robots talk and move so terribly?




 

7. THE BLACK DEMON (directed by Adrian Grunberg) 



feels insufferable, especially it’s one-dimensional writing.





 

8. RETRIBUTION (directed by Nimrod Antal) 


its about time Neeson give up the TAKEN ghost.






 

9. KNIGHTS OF THE ZODIAC (directed by Tomasz BagiÅ„ski 



nothing is wrong with mixing a little myth with live action but this flop is clearly not it.


 



10. MEG 2: THE TRENCH (directed by Ben Wheatley) 



really messed its shark suspense up.