Another year of wretched films. Let's go...
1. WAR OF THE WORLDS (directed by Rich Lee):
apparently filmed five years ago in the COVID era, but just being released now, it baffles me why the team just didn't take the write-off!
2. POPEYE: THE SLAYER MAN (directed by Robert Michael Ryan):
big yawn.
3. A MINECRAFT MOVIE (directed by Jared Hess):
clearly made as a money grab but did it really have to be this awful?
4. I KNOWWHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER (directed by Jennifer Kaytin Robinson):
a really poor reboot of a film that now seems like a classic in comparison.
5. BRIDE HARD (directed by Simon West):
a nutty knockoff on the vastly superior Bridesmaids.
6. MADEA'S DESTINATION WEDDING (directed by Tyler Perry):
Perry's usual shenanigans wearing thin.
7. UNTIL DAWN (directed by David F. Sandberg):
I imagine that is what pointlessness on a loop must be like.
8. FINAL DESTINATION: BLOODLINES (directed by Zach Lipovsky & Adam Stein):
definitely not the return to form everyone was hoping for.
9. CONTROL FREAK (directed by Shal Ngo):
just wretched.
10. BLOAT (directed by Pablo Absento):
leads to a path of a whole heap of nothing.
