Thursday, December 10, 2009

The 15 Worst Albums of 2009














Yes, it's the best part of list time, panning one last time all those horribly-sounding albums, so without further ado here we go:







Vice and Virtue (Keith): manipulative yet misses its point totally.



Games with Girls EP (Stay): beyond bland.



Petitis Fours (Grand Duchy): from Frank Black I expect much, much better.



It’s Not Me, It’s You (Lilly Allen): ridiculously serious, thus missing the mark.



Sweat Symphony (Flairs): terribly retrograde.



No Line on the Horizon (U2): when you’re purportedly the biggest rock band in the world much more than this rehash is expected.



Art Brut vs. Satan (Art Brut): devilishly stupid.



The Spinning Top (Graham Coxon): is this the best the ex-Blur member can muster?



Further Complications (Jarvis Cocker): I’ve never understood why people thought the ex-Pulp singer had any talent; this CD further proves this.



The E.N.D. (The Black Eyed Peas): hopefully this album title is ominious.



Sickology 101 (Tech N9ne): utterly boring.



I Look to You (Whitney Houston): doomed to forever being someone else’s former hope.



Ghostdini, Wizard of Poetry... (Ghostface Killah): rehashing a wretched and tiresome chapter in southern hip/hop.



Devil’s Halo (MeShell NdegeOcello): one wonders where all the fiery passion and urgency of her music has suddenly gone.



and of course no worst year-end list would be complete without resident alien...

Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (Mariah Carey): crappy for continuity's sake.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Top 10 Most Overrated Albums of 2009
















Every year there is superfluous value added to the critics' darling whether they release an actual good album or not. Critics are not above favoring some musicians over others and, sadly, some can't see the error in their ways. Here are 10 average records that have benefited from this strange denial:



10. Fever Ray ST: like most critics, I love Karin Dreijer Andersson especially as one-half of The Knife but this debut suffers from the same vitality she channels in that band. Sure, When I Grow Up is groovy but too much brooding atmospherics here go nowhere and, I suspect, wouldn't even make the cut whenever the next Knife album emerges.


9. Neko Case "Middle Cyclone": fascinating artist yes but Case's work here pales in comparison to her previous work so I do not see why Amazon bolted through the gate branding it the best of the year. Please.



8. Raekwon "Only Built 4 Cuban Link II": lazy critics---black and white alike---have gone out of their way to hype the Wu-tan member's latest. Even metacritic has an aggregated rating of 88/100. It has some good jams but nothing earth-shattering and you know it. It's not even in the top three of best hip/hop albums of the year.



7. Bat for Lashes "Two Suns": I've never quite warmed to Natasha Khan but I love 'Glass'...just don't see the hype around 'Daniel' nor the rest of the album.



6. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart ST: I think people just love the nice cover art but just afraid to admit it.



5. The Antlers "Hospice": um, this is really just noise.



4. Girls ST: um, this is just really boring, uneventful noise.



3. The Flaming Lips "Embryonic": the one band I have no idea as to their influences but Wayne Coyne has gone out on such a tangent here that I'm sure amid all the praise not one critic can understand a word of it.



2. The Dirty Projectors "Bitte Orca": if I hear one more critic on the merits of 'Stillness in a Move' then I'll puke....this noise was not even regulated in any way.



1. The XX ST: a really boring album that sounds bored and with no other aim than to bore everyone else...and they say Bernie Madoff is a great scam-master!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Top 30 Albums of 2009: Part 2












Here is the second part of my list...stay tuned for the top 10 once it gets published in The Sunday Observer (Bookends).














20: Swan Lake
Enemy Mine

Not all triumvirates can rule the underground like these guys (Krug, Dan Bejar and Carey Mercer) but the success of Enemy Mine seems settled on one firm principle: not getting in each other’s way. It’s a unique album because all three get tracks to work out their original ideas with the backing from the other two. It all works well but Krug’s Paper Lace soars under his obsessive detail on youth. I guess that’s the bragging rights he’ll jibe the others on the rare occasions they’re not making such magic.





19: Solliloquists of Sound
No More Heroes

No More Heroes may not be The Score but this trio may get there one day once their beats cuts harder and Alexandrah gets an ill conscience. Sadly, lazy comparisons to the Black Eyed Peas have surfaced but whereas that mainstream act never scratches above a puerile level, Solliloquists have actual art on their mind. Heroes is the high-level they can attain when verging beats to spoken word. It works nicely but one suspects once the anger levels rise then woe unto us.





18: Deerhunter
Rainwater Cassette Exchange

Ranging from translucent psych-pop to pummeling garage-rock, the five-track EP proves how assured Bradford Cox’s band has become with their material. Here is a band now seconded firmly with the material they’re making patents with apparently.







17: Jenny Wilson
Hardships!

The first three tracks on Hardships! alone virtually guarantee Wilson her retainer fee however. The Path sounds like a cross between retro white pop and early-Bjork, thus making it one of the best songs the year has revealed so far. Like a Fading Rainbow is a pas de deux that she alone inhabits. Along with Clattering Hooves she sounds eerily similar to Camille’s animated expressions on Music Hole last year. On the shrilly Pass Me the Salt and Only Here for One Night, she recalls the playful vibe of Cansei de Ser Sexy and Roisin Murphy, which speaks volumes for her given that Wilson’s voice never registers as aggressively. Hardships! establishes itself as a moderately progressive opus due to the smooth juxtaposition of the electronic beats and associative rhythms.






16: Micachu
Jewellery

Jewellery is the sounds of everyday; a typewriter, a vacuum-cleaner or just pots and pans being juxtaposed to Levi’s clear-eyed observances and hip/hop beats. Mica’s breakthrough though is in forming associative and human rhythms that one can hum to and appreciate as a new exploration of art.





15: P.O.S.
Never Better

Stefon Alexander’s juxtaposition of punk rock and hip/hop may be a bit starchy on the first half but the second half of swaggering hip/hop flow redeems which is more than one can state for others in this field. Too many artists think merely slapping on a rock beat to rap is substantial but Alexander is carving out a niche here that Linkin Park will never be ever to reach no matter how many Jay Z remixes come their way.





14: Brother Ali
The Truth is out There EP

A collection of B-sides and outtakes, The Truth is Here shows the ease of which Ali can assemble his lounge-jazz. His personal issues give credence to his conscience flow but Ali is spreading the word admirably and deliberately, never minding for a minute the lures of being less on point and more vacuous.





13: Phoenix
Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

The fourth studio album of the French lads blissfully juxtaposes electronic synths and shards of pop feedback. One track segues smoothly into the next, moving one’s feet in blissful harmony.






12: The Love Language
The Love Language

The band’s lo-fi/folk approach to music has yielded some interesting stuff, with its electronic claps and heady vocal work.






11: Yeah Yeah Yeah
It’s Blitz!

Karen O rocks but you know that already however credit the band for unearthing new ways of presenting music that appeals to both mainstream and underground. There are outstanding crunchers (Heads will Roll, Dull Life) and ballads (Hysteric, Soft Shock). O channels Chrissie Hynde in the sheer pace of her intent and style but she is more than a clone, she is at the forefront of a new wave reinvention that will rule eventually.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

TOP 30 ALBUMS OF 2009















As the year and decade comes to a close the weight of recollection forces each critic to be a little sterner than usual. By any standard though, the year was disappointing as several highly anticipated albums failed to sparkle much interest. Album sales continued to plunge, a sign of musical recession but the few industry cash cows (Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift) have sold (out) well and duly garnered Grammy nominations. The year started out hotly as Animal Collective dropped the freak/folk bomb in Merriweather Post Pavillion while, months later, Grizzly Bear had tongues wagging with Veckatimest as it too emerged from a lengthy gestation period. The summer months came and went without much but a busy last quarter saw the release of good music that the bulk of this list contains. Here is part one of three of the best albums of 2009:



30: Annie
Don’t Stop

The queen of Norwegian electro-pop returns after a long gestation period with an album that was very much worth the wait. Critics have been inking their praises from last year, but it does takes a special type of musician to still emerge above sea-level amid the translation of ideas from Island to an alternative release plan. Though Don’t Stop does suffer from a little carbon dating, Annie’s ideas are still more vastly fun and interesting than the generic hash that populate American pop through the likes of Lady Gaga and Britney Spears. There is a steady progression from her debut (Anniemal) even though this opus lacks the immediacy of tracks like Heartbeat and Chewing Gum. The delayed release of Don’t Stop hasn’t derailed her imminent stardom but it does leave her playing catch-up with an audience that forgets its heroes once the limelight settles on someone else. No matter though, our heroine is persistent as standout track Take You Home proves, with its pulsating club beat and relaxed vibe. She varies the pace while poking fun at her art form with Loco and The Breakfast Song, in the process further distances herself from the ensuing pack. Amazing feat given all the cards stacked up against her… Annie pulls a gem out of a near-dire situation.







29: Noisettes
Wild Young Hearts

A worthy listen alone for the striking vocal command of lead singer Shingai Shoniwa. Listen how she tears into soulful tracks like Never Forget You and the playful title track. At such moments, her drawl is reminiscent of Amy Winehouse as both artists share that knack for stern warning yet clear-eyed steeliness. The band has learned not to take itself so serious to the point of self-obsession so when they let fly with crunching guitars, there isn’t a hint of guilt behind it. They’re just having fun while Shoniwa is still the camp, biding for her inevitable time and rise.











28: Zero 7
Yeah Ghost

I haven’t listened to enough trip/hop or down-tempo music apparently to tell the extent of the critical praise Zero 7 garnered over the years before Yeah Ghost but I do know good music when I hear it. With the departure of Sia the duo (Henry Binns and Sam Hardaker) had to scramble to fill the void and they’ve done so admirably with two women on the cusp of a break-through. Eska Mtungwazi adds vocal muscle (Mr. McGee, Everything Up) while Martha Tilson channels her best Beth Gibbons impersonation on Pop Art Blue and Swing.








27: Andrew Bird
Noble Beast

Andrew Bird remains a complex artist to listen to because one suspects there is some magical and intellectual quality that is vital to take in. Indeed, the opener Oh No superbly blends his soaring vocals and obscure lyrical references (‘oh arm and arm/ we are the harmless sociopaths/calcium mines were buried/ deep in your chest’). Vague name-checking but what stands him apart from his talent pool is the attention to detail that Bird has been able to expand like some potions master.




26: M. Ward
Hold Time

Ward has stated in interviews that his idea for the album was preservation of an idealized time and he goes about it in a calm manner. Hold Time will stun some fans because the direction of his music has retread from earlier releases such as Post-War. Ward however is a man at peace and even amid this serenity he fins references to unleash his soul. Jailbird and Fisher of Men strum with a plaintive quality but do not be fooled: Mathew Ward is reinventing the wheel yet again.






25: Elvis Perkins
Elvis Perkins in Dearland

No sophomore slump here for Perkins who has found a way to resolve his famous last name—he is the son of the late actor Anthony Perkins and make peace with it. Determined to look ahead, the album wilfully peels away structure for an emotional connection that is refreshing. Whether it is the inspiring salvo of Heard Your Voice in Dresden to the crackling opener Shampoo, Perkins has put his familial past behind him as tidily as possible.





24: Mos Def
The Ecstatic

The Ecstatic feels like a weeded-out jam session that didn't quite go entirely according to plan but somehow holds together anyway. Critics have rushed to proclaim it a stunning return to form and that it is. Tracks like Wahid and Quiet Dog Bark Hard strike thunder yet there’s nothing here as epic as Ms. Fat Booty. Mos Def though has gotten his mojo back and while he’s not tread Kanye territory yet, that is a good thing.



23: Ola Podrida
Belly of the Lion

David Wingo returns with an unraveling of the adolescent phase of life. The arrangements are spare and his vocal tenderness recalls Bon Iver but he is more cinematic. Belly of the Lion is the soundtrack to the American life growing up: You Father’s Basement explores the discovery of delicious sins as much as Lakes of Wine is decidedly a cagey look at the impending future. The subtext behind the album though is the quiet poetry of our every day life which we never seem to notice.







22: St. Vincent
Actor

Annie Clarke’s lyrics are sympathetic observations rendered with clear, economical language focused on a specific moment of conflict or epiphany, occasionally undercut with self-deprecating asides and subtle humor. Actor tackles the ennui-filled life of women and explores the angles involved in such complicity. The standout, Actor out of Work, is the only track that breaks out of subdued mode with its pop vibe but even down-trodden Clarke’s work is fascinating. The album fades out towards the end but the top-half is brilliant—The Neighbors, The Strangers, Marrow—all coalesce to evoke the spritely imagination wrapped up in her head.








21: Sunset Rubdown
Dragonslayer

Spencer Krug is perhaps the finest perfectionist in indie now because he’s building his own myths as he goes along. As Sunset Rubdown, we have him in a solo setting that is fascinating to observe. Black Swan must have been dubbed several times before he was satisfied with its finished state but it works so well because of that fact. Silver Moon, a love song (?!) loses itself in all the various vocal nuances thrown in eventually but they all pale in comparison to Apollo and the Buffalo…, a stunning retelling of some obscure mythological reference where Krug soars towards the end.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

The Top Break-out/ New Artists of 2009:

















So now that the mainstream awards circuit has been kicking up, you're left wondering if the likes of Lady Gaga were the extent of new names that cropped up this year. Thankfully, that's not the case. Here are seven (7) names that shook this year with their creativity, devastating grooves and assorted projects.

First up, the year's best new artist:




FrYars: it’s been quite the year for Ben Garrett and though he may not have surfaced on the mainstream his debut Dark Young Hearts proves that his brainy electro/pop model will breakthrough soon.




The Rest


Shingai Shoniwa (lead singer of Noisettes): her vocal similarity to Amy Winehouse is uncanny although she is black.


Martha Tilson/ Eska Mtungwazi: both women have stepped into Zero 7 as replacement for the departing Sia and one suspects given their immense individual talent that they too will embark upon solo careers.


Polly Scattergood: with her darkly-lit lyrics and mousy vocal work juxtaposing a sense of certain uncertainty, Scattergood has constructed the best Tori Amos-esque album of the year.


Stu McLamb (lead singer of The Love Language): though his band sojourns under the indie pop banner, McLamb drenches more than abstract ideas here; he’s living them obsessively in the entire recording process.


Micha Levi (lead singer of Micachu): responsible for the year’s sturdiest pastiche examination…and that lovely voice could charm anyone.


The Sandwitches: a new project by Heidi Alexander and Grace Cooper that runs the gamut from alternative to country all the while channeling Stevie Nicks.