Saturday, December 12, 2009

THE 50 BEST SONGS of 2009: PART TWO











Part two...










40: Jenny Wilson
Like a Fading Rainbow

A pas de deux that she alone inhabits its space, replete with groovy synths and an uncanny vocal workout that is as subtle as it is urgent.




39: Bear in Heaven
Casual Goodbye

Lo and behold the Midwestern delights come caving in with the lo-fi atmospherics run through a grated sound that strums handsomely along.




38: Ola Podrida
Your Father’s Basement

Expands nicely like an adolescent soundtrack to things vaguely remembered but always close at hand.




37: Bachelorette
Her Rotating Head

Life courses through this electronic effort easily, not quite Bjork but sufficient enough.





36: The Sandwitches
Marry Me

A stunning yet totally feminine perspective on a marriage proposal, Marry Me gives insight to what such a process means and, more importantly, what it does not.




35: Solilloquists of Sound
Heroes

Its multiple vocal female work interrupted ever so slightly by Swamburger is a sublime fit especially the overdubbed parts.




34: Ebony Bones
Smiles and Cyanide

A brittle hip/hop-pop mash up that shines despite its robotic casing.





33: Subburbia
David Duchovny

A grand mess replete with all the trappings of punk behind it. What the band achieves here is the stylistic trick of drag juxtaposed with bleeding guitars. The bass-line pops with a catchy chorus and the most gleeful cheese since the heyday of Sublime.



32: Noisettes
Never Forget You

While we pine for Amy Winehouse, here is the best refrain she’s never expressed on record.



31: The Love Language
Nightdogs

Old school heartbreak, 1950s style and it works!

Friday, December 11, 2009

TOP 50 SONGS OF 2009: Part One



















The most curious thing happened with my list this year: no one song stood out largely from the others. Don’t get me wrong, I love my top pick dearly but honestly, I could have re-arranged my top seven choices and still happily not cared of the order. Therein proves a point though that it wasn’t a great year for singles but call it post-millennium blues and let’s examine the goods. Here is part one:








50: Blank Dogs
Over and Over

Creepy synths abound on this standout track on an album that explores the darkness of the goth-pop divide. The ghoulish warble that compliments the chorus has acoustic guitars and paranoia.





49: Peter, Bjorn & John
Nothing to Worry About

Apparently leaked by Kanye West , The Swedish group jingles things up fully aware that one can’t go wrong with sped-up children voices in a dance track about white heat.




48: The Fiery Furnaces
Even in the Rain

Lush yet intricate, the Friedberger siblings continue to beat the hell out of complex piano pop.



47: Cass McCombs
My Sister, My Spouse

A dreamy, psychedelic wonder that cannot mask its disturbing subject but the yearning in McCombs’ voice is enough to stop you dead in your tracks.





46: Handsome Furs
Evangeline

No word on who the title references but the husband/wife duo cull the hell from Interpol’s detached pop style and deliver the goods.



45: Tune-Yards
Sunlight

Immediately breaks out Merril Garber’s intent... inherently a mixture of metallic beats and an uncanny trip/hop vibe.





44: Chester Francis
The Jimmy Choos

It’s like having the Devil wears Prada soundtrack in your head.




43: Mos Def
Quiet Dog Bite Hard

A slow-burn hip/hop joint that proves Def hasn’t lost his witty skill.






42: St. Vincent
Actor out of Work

Just last night I saw Meryl Streep in Postcards from the Edge for the first time and this was the song I imagined would have been the perfect soundtrack. Go figure.



41: Sergeant Buzfuz
Rebellion with Flies

A nasal look at British popular culture but the clever lyrics are universal and hold up the inevitable passage of time as a truth no one, not the Queen, not Mick Jagger—as referenced—can avoid.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

The 15 Worst Albums of 2009














Yes, it's the best part of list time, panning one last time all those horribly-sounding albums, so without further ado here we go:







Vice and Virtue (Keith): manipulative yet misses its point totally.



Games with Girls EP (Stay): beyond bland.



Petitis Fours (Grand Duchy): from Frank Black I expect much, much better.



It’s Not Me, It’s You (Lilly Allen): ridiculously serious, thus missing the mark.



Sweat Symphony (Flairs): terribly retrograde.



No Line on the Horizon (U2): when you’re purportedly the biggest rock band in the world much more than this rehash is expected.



Art Brut vs. Satan (Art Brut): devilishly stupid.



The Spinning Top (Graham Coxon): is this the best the ex-Blur member can muster?



Further Complications (Jarvis Cocker): I’ve never understood why people thought the ex-Pulp singer had any talent; this CD further proves this.



The E.N.D. (The Black Eyed Peas): hopefully this album title is ominious.



Sickology 101 (Tech N9ne): utterly boring.



I Look to You (Whitney Houston): doomed to forever being someone else’s former hope.



Ghostdini, Wizard of Poetry... (Ghostface Killah): rehashing a wretched and tiresome chapter in southern hip/hop.



Devil’s Halo (MeShell NdegeOcello): one wonders where all the fiery passion and urgency of her music has suddenly gone.



and of course no worst year-end list would be complete without resident alien...

Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (Mariah Carey): crappy for continuity's sake.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

The Top 10 Most Overrated Albums of 2009
















Every year there is superfluous value added to the critics' darling whether they release an actual good album or not. Critics are not above favoring some musicians over others and, sadly, some can't see the error in their ways. Here are 10 average records that have benefited from this strange denial:



10. Fever Ray ST: like most critics, I love Karin Dreijer Andersson especially as one-half of The Knife but this debut suffers from the same vitality she channels in that band. Sure, When I Grow Up is groovy but too much brooding atmospherics here go nowhere and, I suspect, wouldn't even make the cut whenever the next Knife album emerges.


9. Neko Case "Middle Cyclone": fascinating artist yes but Case's work here pales in comparison to her previous work so I do not see why Amazon bolted through the gate branding it the best of the year. Please.



8. Raekwon "Only Built 4 Cuban Link II": lazy critics---black and white alike---have gone out of their way to hype the Wu-tan member's latest. Even metacritic has an aggregated rating of 88/100. It has some good jams but nothing earth-shattering and you know it. It's not even in the top three of best hip/hop albums of the year.



7. Bat for Lashes "Two Suns": I've never quite warmed to Natasha Khan but I love 'Glass'...just don't see the hype around 'Daniel' nor the rest of the album.



6. The Pains of Being Pure at Heart ST: I think people just love the nice cover art but just afraid to admit it.



5. The Antlers "Hospice": um, this is really just noise.



4. Girls ST: um, this is just really boring, uneventful noise.



3. The Flaming Lips "Embryonic": the one band I have no idea as to their influences but Wayne Coyne has gone out on such a tangent here that I'm sure amid all the praise not one critic can understand a word of it.



2. The Dirty Projectors "Bitte Orca": if I hear one more critic on the merits of 'Stillness in a Move' then I'll puke....this noise was not even regulated in any way.



1. The XX ST: a really boring album that sounds bored and with no other aim than to bore everyone else...and they say Bernie Madoff is a great scam-master!

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

The Top 30 Albums of 2009: Part 2












Here is the second part of my list...stay tuned for the top 10 once it gets published in The Sunday Observer (Bookends).














20: Swan Lake
Enemy Mine

Not all triumvirates can rule the underground like these guys (Krug, Dan Bejar and Carey Mercer) but the success of Enemy Mine seems settled on one firm principle: not getting in each other’s way. It’s a unique album because all three get tracks to work out their original ideas with the backing from the other two. It all works well but Krug’s Paper Lace soars under his obsessive detail on youth. I guess that’s the bragging rights he’ll jibe the others on the rare occasions they’re not making such magic.





19: Solliloquists of Sound
No More Heroes

No More Heroes may not be The Score but this trio may get there one day once their beats cuts harder and Alexandrah gets an ill conscience. Sadly, lazy comparisons to the Black Eyed Peas have surfaced but whereas that mainstream act never scratches above a puerile level, Solliloquists have actual art on their mind. Heroes is the high-level they can attain when verging beats to spoken word. It works nicely but one suspects once the anger levels rise then woe unto us.





18: Deerhunter
Rainwater Cassette Exchange

Ranging from translucent psych-pop to pummeling garage-rock, the five-track EP proves how assured Bradford Cox’s band has become with their material. Here is a band now seconded firmly with the material they’re making patents with apparently.







17: Jenny Wilson
Hardships!

The first three tracks on Hardships! alone virtually guarantee Wilson her retainer fee however. The Path sounds like a cross between retro white pop and early-Bjork, thus making it one of the best songs the year has revealed so far. Like a Fading Rainbow is a pas de deux that she alone inhabits. Along with Clattering Hooves she sounds eerily similar to Camille’s animated expressions on Music Hole last year. On the shrilly Pass Me the Salt and Only Here for One Night, she recalls the playful vibe of Cansei de Ser Sexy and Roisin Murphy, which speaks volumes for her given that Wilson’s voice never registers as aggressively. Hardships! establishes itself as a moderately progressive opus due to the smooth juxtaposition of the electronic beats and associative rhythms.






16: Micachu
Jewellery

Jewellery is the sounds of everyday; a typewriter, a vacuum-cleaner or just pots and pans being juxtaposed to Levi’s clear-eyed observances and hip/hop beats. Mica’s breakthrough though is in forming associative and human rhythms that one can hum to and appreciate as a new exploration of art.





15: P.O.S.
Never Better

Stefon Alexander’s juxtaposition of punk rock and hip/hop may be a bit starchy on the first half but the second half of swaggering hip/hop flow redeems which is more than one can state for others in this field. Too many artists think merely slapping on a rock beat to rap is substantial but Alexander is carving out a niche here that Linkin Park will never be ever to reach no matter how many Jay Z remixes come their way.





14: Brother Ali
The Truth is out There EP

A collection of B-sides and outtakes, The Truth is Here shows the ease of which Ali can assemble his lounge-jazz. His personal issues give credence to his conscience flow but Ali is spreading the word admirably and deliberately, never minding for a minute the lures of being less on point and more vacuous.





13: Phoenix
Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

The fourth studio album of the French lads blissfully juxtaposes electronic synths and shards of pop feedback. One track segues smoothly into the next, moving one’s feet in blissful harmony.






12: The Love Language
The Love Language

The band’s lo-fi/folk approach to music has yielded some interesting stuff, with its electronic claps and heady vocal work.






11: Yeah Yeah Yeah
It’s Blitz!

Karen O rocks but you know that already however credit the band for unearthing new ways of presenting music that appeals to both mainstream and underground. There are outstanding crunchers (Heads will Roll, Dull Life) and ballads (Hysteric, Soft Shock). O channels Chrissie Hynde in the sheer pace of her intent and style but she is more than a clone, she is at the forefront of a new wave reinvention that will rule eventually.