Saturday, December 2, 2017

Top 10 Worst Films of 2017 (That I Saw):








Another year, another incredibly batch of bad movies...i stopped after these 10:





1. Snatched: this is what Goldie Hawn’s 15 year film hiatus was interrupted for? Kmt.





2. Power Rangers: utterly irredeemable.





3. Transformers: The Last Knight: not even the presence of Sir Anthony helps a script this in tatters.





4. The Great Wall: white man hero rescues the East....yeah, we don’t need this wooden attempt at heroism.





5. Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Cities: shockingly bad and Rihanna’s bit doesn’t help.





6. Rings: it is time Samara gets her curtain call.





7. The Mummy: ancient Egyptian hooey.





8. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales: time to retire the entire crew when not even Barbarossa interests me.





9. Good Time: went in expecting much given how critics praised it and left wondering if i had watched a different film.





10. The Dark Tower: some projects should remain untouched, especially by untested directors.

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