Friday, December 1, 2023

TOP 20 WORST SONGS OF 2023:

 


Bad music is bad music and there was no shortage this year. Here are the ones I suffered through the most:

 


1.Spider Man (Yuno Miles): 


dud one. 



2. Abraham Lincoln (Yuno Miles): 


dud two. 



3. Indiana Jones (Yuno Miles): 


dud three. 



4. Kai Cenat Barber (Yuno Miles): 


dud four. 



5. Your America (Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun): 


finally plays his right-leaning ideology. 



6. End Of The World (Tom MacDonald feat. John Rich): 


bland Americana music. 



7. Race War (Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun): 



still trying to convince himself that everything is fair in the very America he loves to decry. 



8. Numb Up (Macka Diamond): 


there is no stopping her apparently. 



9. Mission Impossible (Sebii): 


remarkably awful. 



10. Gang Gang Gang (Jack Harlow): 


tries to tell a tale but Harlow isn’t a masterful rapper or tale teller. 


 

11. American Flags (Tom MacDonald & Adam Calhoun): 


seeing enemies in every line and still utterly dull. 



12. Maybe Man (ARJ):


 insufferable! 



13. Pump Rock X Heavy Metal (Lil Pump): 


I will never understand why zero-rated talented artists think that trying their hands on various genres feel they will succeed. 



14. Chanel Pit (Tierra Whack): 


at this point, she is not even trying. 



15. Yes I’m A Mess (ARJ): 


well, the title says it all. 



16. Mother (Meghan Trainor): 


*sigh* a messy genre all unto herself. 



17. SH SH SH (Hit That) (DVBBS ft. Wiz Khalifa, urfavxboyfriend, Goldsoul): 


I am not even sure what the chorus was doing but it still is a disaster. 



18. Boys Like Toys (Blanka): 


vapid pop for the TikTok generation. 



19. Mathematical Disrespect (Lil Mabu): 


the dreaded white-boi pop/rap. 



20. Life In A Locker (Powfu): 


the dreaded white-boi emo/rock. 

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